Bachelor Finale: The Official Hesseltime Recap

Well, the finale of The Bachelor: SEASON MOTHER FREAKING 15 was last night.  Kate and I have been watching religiously and both agree it has been our favorite season yet.  We won’t bore you with the details of why we feel this way because, A. If you don’t watch the show, you don’t give a $hit and, B. If you do watch the show, then you already know why this season was so amazing.  And by amazing, I mean….amazzzzing.  Ahhhhh-mazing! A. Maze. Ing.

(According to Jimmy Kimmel, girls on the show say “amazing” 8-14 times an episode.)

Anyway, Emily took home the rose and the ring.  Big shocker there.  A Barbie lookalike with a heart of gold? With girls like her out there, none of us stand a chance.  Chantal, the token fiesty brunette got sent home in tears, but word on the street is that she’s dating someone new now!  But, let’s be honest; that’s how us fiesty brunettes do.  Brad Schmad.  He wasn’t funny anyway.  But, he was hot.  Amaaaazingly hot.

With no further adieu, here’s my video recap of last night’s events.  Watch as my hair gets messier throughout the 2-hour period.  Let’s hope that’s not happening on dates and if it is, no wonder I haven’t gotten any roses lately.

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