In case the title isn’t self-explanatory enough, I’m sharing my top 5 moments of the past weekend, because I don’t think I have one incident worthy enough of a whole blog entry. I know. How sad. If only my neighbor would have broken in and puked on my couch or something….
1: Male Porn
One of my girlfriends (who will remain nameless, I guess) and I caught an episode of Real World: Las Vegas last weekend and the hottest male cast member admitted that he had been involved with a “male webcam-based site” in the past. Obviously we had to check it out immediately, so we went straight to Frat Pad Dot Com and took the “free tour.” I freaked out a little bit at first because I wasn’t expecting to see a big, flaccid you-know-what flopping around right off the bat, but I got over it. Fast forward to this Friday night during a girls night in and 3 of us decided to pay $2 for a 2-day trial, because….well, why not. I’m not going to talk about what we witnessed because this isn’t that kind of blog, you guys. But, I had to watch with one eye closed. Talk about…a one-eyed monster. Go ahead and check it out for yourself…if you dare.
2: Pillow Fiiiiight!
Saturday was International Pillow Fight Day (yeah, I know – WTF, right?), which means about a hundred people got together in Freedom Park and had an all-out pillow brawl. I had to go shoot the event for AOL and it was actually very entertaining. This guy, however, doesn’t look so entertained….
Seriously, what’s his problem?
On the other hand, I think this is the cutest picture I’ve ever taken and/or seen.
3: Dinner Conversation
Bakeshop does after-hours BYOB dinners that are amazing and delicious (3 courses, $40 a person, check out byobdinners.com for more info). I went on Saturday night and about halfway through the first course, my friend Lauren (author of my favorite Atl blog besides my own), leaned across the table and said, “I know this may not be dinner talk, but…did your neighbor really pee on your couch?” I think we all know the answer to that question, Lauren.
If you’ve ever seen The Proposal, you may know about “Kevin,” the cutest dog in the universe (clip HERE). Sunday, while we were laying out on the rooftop deck of Kate’s new house, we heard a puppy bark and peered over to the neighbor’s rooftop, only to catch catch a glimpse of a real-life Kevin! And, his owner just lifted him right up so we could freak out over him. And, we did.
5. Face Time
I saw the Face Raper in person. And, he’s extremely good-looking and tall. And, that’s all I am authorized to say about that.
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